Mocha Chocolate Poop emojis

What can possibly be more suitable for Halloween more than small poop stacks of good, healthy, hearty deliciousness? Probably very few things, hehe.


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Healthy Poop emojis (chocolate mocha oatballs A.K.A chokladbollar)

[Vegan, whole food, refined sugar-, gluten-, oil-free, fruit sweetened]

Serving: 10 poops      Time: 10-15 minutes

  • 8 pitted dates
  • 2 dl / 1 cup minus 3 tbsp cup rolled oats
  • 1 tbsp of nut butter*
  • 2 tbsp cocoa powder
  • 0,5 dl / 3-4 tbsp cup strong coffee
  • 6-8 tbsp water
  • A small pinch of salt
  • 1/4 vanilla extract/essence
  • Optionally a couple tbsp of shredded coconut or pearl sugar for mixing in (for extra authenicity)
  • Googley eyes of choice (I made mine using coconut butter mixed with a little bit of coconut oil and the pupil using 90% dark chocolate)
  • Optionally Coconut shavings for mouths
  1. Mash the dates in a bowl with a fork. If your dates aren’t soft enough mix them in a blender or food processor with the coffee.
  2. Add the rest of the ingredients, except for the water, and mix using your hands or a large spoon or such. Add the minimum amount of water and work in. Eventually add more. The “dough” shouldn’t be like all liquidy but soft/smooth anough to be piped using a piping bag.
  3. Now on a plate or cookie tray lined with plastic foil or parchment paper pipe out small poops and decorate with the eyes. Let set for a bit in the fridge and enjoy!

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